“It wasn’t Meryl Streep - I’ll just leave it at that,” quipped Falcon, boasting “it’s a real compliment when porn actors and actresses say I’m bigger than all of the partners they’ve had.” Falcon is worried that people only like him because of his giant phallus. Falcon previously claimed he has bedded porn stars, actors and even Oscar winners - although he’s never specified who. In summation, Falcon’s penile predicament proves that bigger isn’t always better in the sack.ĭespite his struggles, the California resident refuses to get a penis reduction, presumably because of his johnson’s celebrity status. When Falcon does achieve liftoff, he often gets “lightheaded” - although he believes the symptom isn’t related to the size of his penis. “As a trade-off, it’s harder to get absolutely fully erect - though that’s a function of age, I think.” “For some reason, it’s gotten thicker to the point I can’t receive oral sex due to the girth, and intercourse requires a very slow entry,” he said. Jam Falcon claims he “was recently stopped by the LAX airport security for a giant unexplained bulge in my pants caught by a scanner.” Jam like the Blob of science-fiction movies, Falcon’s massive manhood is apparently getting even bigger, which has paradoxically presented him with problems in the boudoir. Jam Falcon claims he gets “lightheaded” when erect, although he believes it has nothing to do with his size.
“This is a normal occurrence with electric scanning devices though.” “I was already over 4 inches flaccid when I was 10, so I had already caught the attention of other boys in boarding school,” said Falcon. “They frisked me and confirmed I was ‘all natural,’ ” the well-endowed fellow explained. Indeed it has been a schlong road for Falcon, who claims he “was recently stopped by the LAX airport security for a giant unexplained bulge in my pants caught by a scanner.” “Being more than twice as big when flaccid as an adult (just over 8 inches soft, more in very hot weather) gets reactions from guys,” he added. “I tend to wear baggy or pleated pants to go ‘incognito,’ ” the phallically gifted man lamented of his massive member, which also measures a whopping 8 inches wide.įalcon said he first realized he wasn’t like the other boys when he was in elementary school, explaining: “I was already over 4 inches flaccid when I was 10, so I had already caught the attention of other boys in boarding school.” This “battle of the bulge” has, among other things, forced Falcon to forgo wearing tight pants. “Since my testicles are also extremely large, I’m cognizant of prominent bulges,” revealed Brooklyn native Jonah Falcon, 52, whose willy measures a whopping 13.5 inches when erect - more than double the US average of 6 inches. He dropped the bombshell in the upcoming Channel 4 documentary “My Massive C – – k,” in which “massive” men describe the struggles of being sexcessively endowed, Jam Press reported.
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